fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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