grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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