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it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
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By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
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So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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