Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
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He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
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do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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