But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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