I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
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Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
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well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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