Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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