i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
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Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
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Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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