he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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