scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
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I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
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My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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