So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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