There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
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Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
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I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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