I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
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Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
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In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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