Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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