hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
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Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
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I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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