He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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