Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
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From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
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So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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