Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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