I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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