I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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