somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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