I wanna bring you to show and tell
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
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