Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
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bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
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I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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