dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
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I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
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I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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