Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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