Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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