We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
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We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
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It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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