Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
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Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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