Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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