Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
so explain again why im purple
no
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
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in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
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Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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