We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
the night ended with taco bell and tears
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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