i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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