I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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