Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
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I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
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I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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