There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
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thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
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I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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