It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
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I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
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I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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