i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Randomize
