If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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