her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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