apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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