I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
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I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
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I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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