your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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