you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
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