Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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