I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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