that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
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