There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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