Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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