he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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