Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
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Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
There r osticjed everywhere
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If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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