I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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