When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Bring me that man meat
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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