I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize
