I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
